The Cartridge.

Vibe-coded games and tools. Free to play, nothing to install, nothing for sale.

• Arcade · SurfGorilla SurferTwo arrows, full 360, and a real pump for speed — drop, climb, dive again. Land your airs at the right angle or flail it, time a snap off the top, and hit STALL in the pocket to duck under the lip for a real barrel. Goofy or regular, left or right. Channel 00 on the Tube.PLAY →
• Television · 16 channelsTubeA CRT set with a dial: live cams, house and lofi, classic skate, snowboard, hoops, and Augusta. Channel one is a real NES running Banana Moon, ours outright.PLAY →
• Radio · AI-tunedThe SundownerSay the vibe, get a real station: type a mood or a scene and an AI (or a keyword matcher when it's off) tunes a live internet radio stream to match, dial and all.PLAY →
• Arcade · 2-on-2BlacktopEight crews, two-man teams, a turbo meter, and a heat streak that sets the ball on fire. Big-head arcade hoops where the stats actually drive the game.PLAY →
• NES · StealthPhantom DirectiveAn 8-bit infiltration built on an AI that actually learns: guards route around walls, fan out to search, and remember what you left on the floor.PLAY →

• Tool · Learn to codeHandaxeTwelve lessons of Python, free, no account. Real CPython runs in your own browser and every challenge is graded by running your code, not by clicking next.OPEN →
• Tool · PredictorBustoutPredict the setlist, track the show live. The engine reads five years of segues, gaps, and openers, then re-ranks after every song you log from the lawn.OPEN →
• Tool · DatabasePHThe band, accounted for: searchable setlists, song gaps, bustout watch, and live tour dates, every number computed from every show since 1983.OPEN →
• Tool · HoopsThe Harvard PostA newspaper named after a driveway hoop. Every D1 men's game on the real wire, and pools your whole league can watch draft live — one link, one password, no accounts.OPEN →